“My birthday is coming up. If you’ll be in LA on the 17th, stay tuned for party location. There will be beer brewed just for the occasion!”
Who else do you know who simultaneously decreases this country's dependence on foreign oil, gets paid to chase girls in skirts and whistle at them, and runs around half-naked eating fire with the circus on the weekend? That's what I thought.
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